Grown up

I suppose by now you've heard. We're officially engaged! If you must know, I popped the question in an uber-cool way. I was sprawled out on the sofa after dinner and wanted some pie. So I said woman, get yourself in the kitchen and get me some pie. And as she got up to do my bidding, I tossed her a ring. By the way, says I, you're marrying me. So macho. So cool. So untrue. The sprawled out on the sofa bit was right but what really happened was I'd prepared a bunch of flowers and a sketch of our wedding beforehand. And I asked her in the traditional way. And lucky you, I'm gonna show you what that sketch looks like. Feel special. Feel privileged. Feel free to point, laugh and say I draw worse than a five year old. But just remember this - it got me my woman. So nyaaaaaah!